NOTE: This is a joke that I remembered from long ago. To those reading this journal entry, you may have heard this joke before. I won't post this joke as a deviation due to the fact that it's not an original funny story that I created. I only wanted to share this joke with others so that you might have a good laugh. Please enjoy.
Long ago in the Garden of Eden, where Adam and Eve lived happily with one another under God's care, a fortunate event happened in their lives . . .
Adam and Eve were nude bathing in the garden until God ascended from the Heavens onto them. In each hand, god carried two gifts that were concealed with cloth.
And God said unto them, "Dearest Adam and Eve, I have come to bear you each a gift."
Elated, both of them jumped up in excitement. "Thank you, God!" they replied in unison.
But God raised his finger, quieting them. "However, there are rules upon receiving these gifts. You can only have one each, but do not fret for they are of great value. You may open one gift before deciding on which gift that you want. As a pair, you must come to a conclusion on who will get the first gift that you've opened. The latter will get the second gift."
Adam and Eve agreed with God on his conditions and looked at the two wrapped presents. But one caught both of their eyes, a strange bulging parcel that God had brought down with him. They decided to open the parcel together and revealed that the gift they opened contained a penis.
Struck with awe at the device, they asked God about the unusual gift they opened. "That, my dear children, is a penis," God answered. He went on to reveal the functions of a penis, how it works and where it will go on their bodies.
With newfound knowledge about the wonders of a penis, Adam and Eve began to wonder if they want God's first gift or not. Eve stated that she would like a penis, but Adam quickly retorted, saying that it would be better if a man had a penis. Adam pleaded and pleaded to Eve for her to reconsider. Nevertheless, upon her second glance at it, she decided that having a penis would be too much for her body and agreed with Adam that he should have it.
Exhilarated, Adam gained his penis from God and instantly used it to pee on the shrubs and bushes of the garden. He piddled on the trees, in the sand and even went to the highest point to pee his name in the snow.
Whilst Adam was running around and peeing everywhere like an excited puppy, Eve opened her present and asked what it was.
God chuckled and whispered into her ear. "You, my dear, will get the most powerful gift of all. A gift that can outwit any male penis . . . a brain!"